Very early this morning I saw this commercial by Kay Jewelers. Some observations:
A. Said newborn looks to be about 8 months old.
B. Notice that the Mommy has clean hair and seems somewhat pulled together for her child’s 2 AM feeding.
C. Daddy is incredibly alert and bright-eyed.
D. Mommy appears to have no issues with breastfeeding and isn’t constantly applying lanolin to her worked over nipples (sorry, but TRUE).
E. Mommy and Daddy apparently have no issues with communication and have only the look of love in their eyes.
F. Said newborn isn’t screaming, fussing, or generally making Mommy and Daddy pull their hair out.
G. And what’s with the gift of the Citizens watch? This Mommy would much prefer Santa bring her a live-in nanny or a willing wet nurse. Hmm…maybe I should have told Vann that as he and Charlie headed out to Christmas shop this morning…
ha ha!!!!!!
You crack me up!
You're hilarious. I tell you, my eyes can't roll far enough into the back of my head when I see those commercials!
I'm all over that nanny thing for Christmas! Or a cook for that matter…
Loved this post and couldn't help thinking about it throughout the day. I totally resonate with how the media makes it all look magical. Guess I'll need some tips from you when I am in your shoes. 🙂 Hang in there!!