{"id":1103,"date":"2007-10-17T22:56:00","date_gmt":"2007-10-17T22:56:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2007\/10\/dont-mess-with-texas_17\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:23:29","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:23:29","slug":"dont-mess-with-texas_17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2007\/10\/dont-mess-with-texas_17\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t Mess with Texas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_EzNMDgf7WQE\/RxaWgjLO7rI\/AAAAAAAAAFU\/tePgq3k4yMM\/s1600-h\/10-17-07%2B006.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5122447112122855090\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/bp0.blogger.com\/_EzNMDgf7WQE\/RxaWgjLO7rI\/AAAAAAAAAFU\/tePgq3k4yMM\/s320\/10-17-07%2B006.JPG?w=628\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"http:\/\/bp2.blogger.com\/_EzNMDgf7WQE\/RxaTyDLO7pI\/AAAAAAAAAFA\/x_pbi2Aim7g\/s1600-h\/10-17-07+006.JPG\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>Charlie&#8217;s Poppy Elliot lives in Texas. He&#8217;s got a big voice and likes to grab her around the thigh and give her a big squeeze. She thinks he&#8217;s pretty funny. She can&#8217;t wait to go to Texas and see why he thinks it&#8217;s the best place on earth. She thinks that sometime she might like to live there and have her very own Texas accent. She&#8217;ll say, &#8220;Howdy Y&#8217;all, My name is Chawlie.&#8221;<\/div>\n<p><\/p>\n<div>This is Charlie&#8217;s shout-out to her Poppy.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Charlie&#8217;s Poppy Elliot lives in Texas. He&#8217;s got a big voice and likes to grab her around the thigh and give her a big squeeze. She thinks he&#8217;s pretty funny. She can&#8217;t wait to go to Texas and see why he thinks it&#8217;s the best place on earth. She thinks that sometime she might like [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":4178,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/10\/10-17-07-006.jpg?fit=239%2C320&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4177,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1103\/revisions\/4177"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/4178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}