{"id":176,"date":"2010-07-30T03:24:00","date_gmt":"2010-07-30T03:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2010\/07\/i-love-this-gir\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:22:31","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:22:31","slug":"i-love-this-gir","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2010\/07\/i-love-this-gir\/","title":{"rendered":"Baguettes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I love <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=J-9tr41HTtI\">this<\/a> girl.<\/p>\n<p>A few years ago J. Crew came out with a catalog that featured this adorable blonde model running around Paris with an adorable Frenchman and an adorable tote filled to the brim with baguettes, chocolate, and newspaper. I still have that catty, tucked away in my &#8220;keep for future reference&#8221; file (I know, I&#8217;m a dork) &#8211; and the other day I flipped through it, wanting to be the girl with the adorable tote.<\/p>\n<p>This is why Vann always says I&#8217;m the ideal customer &#8211; I get pulled into the &#8220;world&#8221; they (J. Crew and Anthropologie, among others) put forth.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;They&#8221; must be doing a good job, though, because don&#8217;t you want to either hug this girl or be her best friend?? I do. Oh, to be one of those fresh, freckle-faced girls with the messy (but non-greasy) hair and casually thrown together look. That &#8220;get out of bed&#8221; look.<\/p>\n<p>Will someone please tell me WHY I cut all my hair off??  It&#8217;s sooo much easier to hide a five day shampoo strike when you can pile it up in a bun and stick various things in it to make it stay.  You think I&#8217;m joking.  I absolutely hate washing my hair.  <\/p>\n<p>Today I overheard a woman at the gym telling her friend that the &#8220;day [she] turned 40, [she] felt something fall.&#8221; Hmmm. All the women I know in their 40&#8217;s are sexy and fresh-faced and yoga-toned.<\/p>\n<p>Must be the baguettes.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I love this girl. A few years ago J. Crew came out with a catalog that featured this adorable blonde model running around Paris with an adorable Frenchman and an adorable tote filled to the brim with baguettes, chocolate, and newspaper. I still have that catty, tucked away in my &#8220;keep for future reference&#8221; file [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-176","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=176"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1395,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/176\/revisions\/1395"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=176"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=176"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=176"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}