{"id":329,"date":"2009-12-14T16:48:00","date_gmt":"2009-12-14T16:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2009\/12\/false-advertising\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:22:40","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:22:40","slug":"false-advertising","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2009\/12\/false-advertising\/","title":{"rendered":"False Advertising"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Very early this morning I saw <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=E7f2br60cjk\">this<\/a> commercial by Kay Jewelers.  Some observations:<\/p>\n<p>A.  Said newborn looks to be about 8 months old.<\/p>\n<p>B.  Notice that the Mommy has clean hair and seems somewhat pulled together for her child&#8217;s 2 AM feeding.<\/p>\n<p>C.  Daddy is incredibly alert and bright-eyed.<\/p>\n<p>D.  Mommy appears to have no issues with breastfeeding and isn&#8217;t constantly applying lanolin to her worked over nipples (sorry, but TRUE).<\/p>\n<p>E.  Mommy and Daddy apparently have no issues with communication and have only the look of love in their eyes.<\/p>\n<p>F.  Said newborn isn&#8217;t screaming, fussing, or generally making Mommy and Daddy pull their hair out.<\/p>\n<p>G.  And what&#8217;s with the gift of the Citizens watch?  This Mommy would much prefer Santa bring her a live-in nanny or a willing wet nurse.  Hmm&#8230;maybe I should have told Vann that as he and Charlie headed out to Christmas shop this morning&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Very early this morning I saw this commercial by Kay Jewelers. Some observations: A. Said newborn looks to be about 8 months old. B. Notice that the Mommy has clean hair and seems somewhat pulled together for her child&#8217;s 2 AM feeding. C. Daddy is incredibly alert and bright-eyed. D. Mommy appears to have no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-329","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=329"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1857,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/329\/revisions\/1857"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=329"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=329"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=329"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}