{"id":392,"date":"2009-10-20T18:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-20T18:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2009\/10\/poor-pumpin\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:22:44","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:22:44","slug":"poor-pumpin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2009\/10\/poor-pumpin\/","title":{"rendered":"Squirrels 1, Daddy 0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Daddy. He spent all that time carving the perfect pumpin, and it took about 24 hours for our neighborhood squirrels to maul it&#8230;I think if Vann had a bb gun, he would have used it.<\/p>\n<p>Before:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_EzNMDgf7WQE\/St4FxPu4D3I\/AAAAAAAAEQo\/lrRaz6MYHh4\/s1600-h\/10-18-2009%2B015.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394755747231305586\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 239px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/10-18-2009-015.jpg?w=628&#038;ssl=1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a> After:<\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_EzNMDgf7WQE\/St4FwiW9AWI\/AAAAAAAAEQg\/yYYzAYA99Yc\/s1600-h\/10-19-2009%2B010.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5394755735051370850\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 239px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/10-19-2009-010.jpg?w=628&#038;ssl=1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Poor Daddy. He spent all that time carving the perfect pumpin, and it took about 24 hours for our neighborhood squirrels to maul it&#8230;I think if Vann had a bb gun, he would have used it. Before: After:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2061,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-392","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/10-18-2009-015.jpg?fit=239%2C320&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=392"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2063,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/392\/revisions\/2063"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2061"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=392"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=392"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=392"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}