{"id":396,"date":"2009-10-15T17:54:00","date_gmt":"2009-10-15T17:54:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2009\/10\/my-maid-called-in-sick-today\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:22:44","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:22:44","slug":"my-maid-called-in-sick-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2009\/10\/my-maid-called-in-sick-today\/","title":{"rendered":"My Maid called in Sick Today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_EzNMDgf7WQE\/Stdh4IaF63I\/AAAAAAAAEOw\/mm2nDZEPQxw\/s1600-h\/10-15-2009%2B003.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5392886695756950386\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 239px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/10-15-2009-003.jpg?w=628&#038;ssl=1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a>You can&#8217;t tell from this picture, but Charlie is a whirling dervish today. I think if I have to clean up one more mess my head might explode. I often wonder how &#8220;together&#8221; moms do it. Do any of you feel like you can&#8217;t stay on top of everything? I sure do. I also find I&#8217;d rather surf the web for Christmas ideas than do laundry. Which might explain why Charlie is out of socks. Sorry, Charlie&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You can&#8217;t tell from this picture, but Charlie is a whirling dervish today. I think if I have to clean up one more mess my head might explode. I often wonder how &#8220;together&#8221; moms do it. Do any of you feel like you can&#8217;t stay on top of everything? I sure do. I also find [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2078,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-396","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/10\/10-15-2009-003.jpg?fit=239%2C320&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=396"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2079,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/396\/revisions\/2079"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2078"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=396"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=396"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=396"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}