{"id":45,"date":"2012-02-07T20:16:00","date_gmt":"2012-02-07T20:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2012\/02\/home-sweet-home\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:22:22","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:22:22","slug":"home-sweet-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2012\/02\/home-sweet-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Home Sweet Home."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sometimes I have days where I can\u2019t contain the thoughts in my head.&#160; Like today.&#160;   Today I envy my friends with school age kids.&#160;   I have been so blessed by all kinds of mom friends \u2013 those who choose to have kids close together, those that choose to have them far apart.&#160; Those that want one.&#160; Those that want four.&#160; Those that co-sleep.&#160; Those that consider their beds to be off-limits.&#160; Those that made their own baby food.&#160; Those that wouldn\u2019t puree veggies if you gave them a million dollars.&#160; Those that spank.&#160; Those that don\u2019t.&#160; Those that breast-fed.&#160; Those that bottle-fed.&#160;   You get the picture.  I love my girls.&#160; But I love myself too.&#160; And I need my time.&#160; And when I think about my friends with kids in \u201cbig\u201d school (as we call it in my house) \u2013 well, let\u2019s just say there are days that I.just.cannot.wait.&#160;   One reason is that I think Charlie gets bored at home.&#160; She\u2019s done better since her run-in with the law (read: assistant director of her preschool) but as always with her, it\u2019s one step forward, two steps back.&#160; This is often the case with smart kids I\u2019m told.&#160; Because she is you know.&#160; Too smart for her own good.  And it\u2019s not because we don\u2019t have a busy calendar \u2013 quite the opposite \u2013 what with school, MOPS, playdates, soccer, church \u2013 some days I don\u2019t think it\u2019s possible to fit one more thing in.&#160; But I sort of reject the idea that you can\u2019t just have lazy days at home.&#160; If we\u2019ve had a crazy week, we\u2019ll stay home and hibernate, just because.&#160; And why not?&#160; We finally have a spacious home and I love spending time in it.&#160;   But in this stage of life, I find that time at home is also sort of asking for it.&#160; You know what I mean if you have two that are two years apart or less \u2013 it can be a royal beating.&#160; Here\u2019s what a typical \u201cat home\u201d morning is in our house:  6 am: Charlie sleepily wakes Vann up, usually announcing she either a. has to go potty, b. wants him to turn on a movie for her, or c. requests hot dogs and macanroni (yes, I spelled that correctly) for breaksast.  7:30 am: Vann rouses comatose me, kisses me goodbye, and gets the hell out of dodge.&#160; \u201cDon\u2019t leave me\u201d, I say, as I grab my iPhone and start pinning stuff.  8:00 am: Get Ella up.&#160; Make coffee.&#160; Give up Matt Lauer for Little Einsteins, thinking, \u201cI\u2019ll catch you later, Matt.\u201d   9:00 am: Settle in with my re-heated coffee and Matt while the girls actually play well together.  9:01 am \u2013 11:45 am: Play referee, raise my voice, give time-out\u2019s, try to keep Ella out of my panty drawer, catch Ella with her nose in my new Stila makeup palette, re-heat my coffee, raise my voice again and threaten to throw away all the toys in the house, send Charlie to her room, chase Ella down the hallway so I can change that nasty 2 year old poopy diaper, re-heat my coffee, shove a handful of pretzel M &amp; M\u2019s down my throat, stop someone from bonking someone else on the head with a teapot, confiscate Mickey Mouse, Rudolph, and Lightning McQueen, and of course, never finish the \u201cToday\u201d show or my coffee.  11:45 am \u2013 12:30 pm: Attempt lunch \u2013 sometimes aborting due to 2 year old food fight.&#160;   12:30 pm: Naptime for Ella, recently added \u201cRoom Time\u201d for Charlie, and hopefully some one-on-one time with my DVR.&#160;   Dude.&#160; I am freakin\u2019 pooped.&#160; It\u2019s a wonder that everything coming out of my mouth isn\u2019t complete gibberish.&#160;   I think it\u2019s time to get back to the gym and end my self-imposed hiatus.&#160; Not for activity points or weight loss \u2013 but good old fashioned stress relief.&#160;   I\u2019m getting jittery just thinking about that trip to Target I have to take this afternoon.&#160; Because you know, I don\u2019t do it with both of them unless I am under GREAT duress.&#160; I mean, someone has to be holding a gun to my head.&#160;   Or I\u2019ve run out of creamer for my coffee.  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