{"id":454,"date":"2009-09-15T19:47:00","date_gmt":"2009-09-15T19:47:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2009\/09\/jungle-cat-vs-fairy-ten\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:22:48","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:22:48","slug":"jungle-cat-vs-fairy-ten","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2009\/09\/jungle-cat-vs-fairy-ten\/","title":{"rendered":"The Jungle Cat vs. The Fairy Tent"},"content":{"rendered":"

Uh, really, Siena? I hate to break it to you, but although you are a petite 7 pounds, the Fairy Tent is not built to withstand your jungle cat presence. Please refrain from making this your new lair, and remember that not everything brought into our apartment is a place for you to sleep.<\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n

\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/p>\n
\"\"<\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Uh, really, Siena? I hate to break it to you, but although you are a petite 7 pounds, the Fairy Tent is not built to withstand your jungle cat presence. Please refrain from making this your new lair, and remember that not everything brought into our apartment is a place for you to sleep.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2284,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-454","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/09\/9-15-2009-005.jpg?fit=320%2C239&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=454"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2289,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/454\/revisions\/2289"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2284"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=454"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=454"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=454"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}