{"id":52,"date":"2011-12-21T04:21:00","date_gmt":"2011-12-21T04:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2011\/12\/oh-pantry\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:22:22","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:22:22","slug":"oh-pantry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2011\/12\/oh-pantry\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Pantry."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Sweet Lord, I fear I am losing all self-control.&#160;   I am *this* close to hitting my \u201cgoal\u201d weight.&#160; *This* close.&#160; And I have a killer dress to wear on New Year\u2019s \u2013 the first year we are going out since before Charlie was born.&#160; SO IT HAS TO FIT.&#160;   But my sweet tooth is conspiring against me, and I may not be able to keep it together.&#160; I\u2019m trying SO hard to track everything \u2013 but of course I brought back all kinds of goodies from Chicago (including Garrett\u2019s popcorn) and they are calling to me.&#160; Or should I say, my PANTRY is calling to me.  <a href=\"http:\/\/www.almostjuliet.com\/2011\/07\/shhhh.html\">I\u2019ve told you before<\/a> that she and I had become quite involved.&#160; I almost had to break up with her after Halloween.&#160; She wouldn\u2019t keep her mini Kit-Kat\u2019s out of my face.&#160; You\u2019d think she wouldn\u2019t be such a show-off.&#160;   So, ok, I need to come clean because I just had a rendezvous with her and might have eaten some peppermint bark, a chocolate-covered Oreo, and a fourth of a pan of brownies.&#160; My name is Amanda, and I\u2019m a holiday food-aholic.&#160; There.&#160; I said it.&#160;   Helllllp meeeeeeeee.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh Sweet Lord, I fear I am losing all self-control.&#160; I am *this* close to hitting my \u201cgoal\u201d weight.&#160; *This* close.&#160; And I have a killer dress to wear on New Year\u2019s \u2013 the first year we are going out since before Charlie was born.&#160; SO IT HAS TO FIT.&#160; But my sweet tooth is [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1172,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions\/1172"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}