{"id":60,"date":"2011-10-25T21:15:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-25T21:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2011\/10\/hoarders-buried-alive-with-perfect-pou\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:22:25","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:22:25","slug":"hoarders-buried-alive-with-perfect-pou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2011\/10\/hoarders-buried-alive-with-perfect-pou\/","title":{"rendered":"Hoarders: Buried Alive with the Perfect Pout."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I have a bit of a hoarding problem.  Before I had kids, there was really one of two things that made my heart skip a beat.&#160; Expensive handbags (although I didn\u2019t have the money to buy them) and this:  <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh3.ggpht.com\/-rJ_E4u2WBRw\/Tqcm-3AUcII\/AAAAAAAAGDk\/UBqN9FVzK0A\/s1600-h\/blog%252520pics%25252010-25-2011%252520006%25255B4%25255D.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"blog pics 10-25-2011 006\" border=\"0\" alt=\"blog pics 10-25-2011 006\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh5.ggpht.com\/-pTXO0vssWM0\/Tqcm_nSj7pI\/AAAAAAAAGDs\/Nm6xLD0qfsA\/blog%252520pics%25252010-25-2011%252520006_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?resize=628%2C472\" width=\"628\" height=\"472\" \/><\/a>  Makeup.  Luckily, I have a friend who shares my obsession (EMILY, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE), and for many years we enabled each other during all those trips to Sephora and the Nordstrom MAC counter.&#160; In fact, I even had birthday parties in my 20\u2019s that revolved around makeover\u2019s at Saks.&#160; And as we left the store I would oh so subtly pass by the Dior counter and take a gander at the lovely ladies who stacked the shelves.&#160; *Sigh*  So the other day I was reading this article about the \u201cshelf life\u201d of makeup.&#160; Ooops.&#160; Apparently the max you should keep any makeup is 2 years, tops, and that\u2019s just powder.&#160; Lipsticks and eye shadows have an even shorter lifespan \u2013 like, 3 MONTHS.&#160;   Well, that ruffled my hoarding feathers because\u2026gulp\u2026I\u2019ve had some of these goodies for over 10 YEARS.&#160; And not that I use it all, mind you.&#160; I\u2019ve just never met something sparkly that I didn\u2019t like.  So I felt like it was probably time to let some of it go.&#160; Sad face.  <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh3.ggpht.com\/-GZaMXGEVePI\/TqcnAUC2lqI\/AAAAAAAAGD0\/idrGIemivJ8\/s1600-h\/blog%252520pics%25252010-25-2011%252520001%25255B9%25255D.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"blog pics 10-25-2011 001\" border=\"0\" alt=\"blog pics 10-25-2011 001\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh6.ggpht.com\/-XLYHIywNUOE\/TqcnA9OjNAI\/AAAAAAAAGD8\/-HKLJK-RMag\/blog%252520pics%25252010-25-2011%252520001_thumb%25255B3%25255D.jpg?resize=628%2C472\" width=\"628\" height=\"472\" \/><\/a>  And let me just say, this doesn\u2019t even include the gargantuan nail polish collection I own \u2013 OR the bags upon bags of samples I threw out when we moved.&#160; Clinique Bonus Time, anyone??  <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh3.ggpht.com\/-Tef0frs9-UY\/TqcnBWr24pI\/AAAAAAAAGEE\/ITGeHzccTTU\/s1600-h\/blog%252520pics%25252010-25-2011%252520004%25255B4%25255D.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"blog pics 10-25-2011 004\" border=\"0\" alt=\"blog pics 10-25-2011 004\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh5.ggpht.com\/-Rfuf48yqFW4\/TqcnCPSJA_I\/AAAAAAAAGEM\/lcKihfgtET4\/blog%252520pics%25252010-25-2011%252520004_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?resize=628%2C472\" width=\"628\" height=\"472\" \/><\/a>          Here\u2019s some good news though \u2013 MAC has a recycling program.&#160; Did you know that?&#160; You can trade in 6 of your (primary packaged, doesn\u2019t include pencils) items for 1 brand spankin\u2019 new lipgloss, lipstick, eye shadow, what have you.&#160;   Look at how green I am!!&#160; I\u2019m trading in 24 pieces!!&#160;   I admit, little girl\u2019s clothing has taken over my life these past 4 years.&#160; But I do still love a good stroll through Sephora and I ALWAYS buy new lipgloss palettes when MAC releases their holiday collection.&#160; ALWAYS.&#160; Which is like\u2026NOW!!   <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I have a bit of a hoarding problem. Before I had kids, there was really one of two things that made my heart skip a beat.&#160; Expensive handbags (although I didn\u2019t have the money to buy them) and this: Makeup. 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