{"id":61,"date":"2011-10-17T23:11:00","date_gmt":"2011-10-17T23:11:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2011\/10\/frightfully-annoying\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:22:25","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:22:25","slug":"frightfully-annoying","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2011\/10\/frightfully-annoying\/","title":{"rendered":"Frightfully Annoying."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yes, your friend Amanda (aka Martha, Part Deux), attempted a treat for a girl\u2019s night coming up this week.&#160; I was made to believe that these were \u201cfrightfully easy\u201d.&#160; Really?&#160; Then how come they are supposed to look like this:  <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh6.ggpht.com\/-Jp0IOqQryQw\/Tpy2JkwfUeI\/AAAAAAAAGDA\/wZOSYtxoAgI\/s1600-h\/nutter_butter_ghosts%25255B4%25255D.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"nutter_butter_ghosts\" border=\"0\" alt=\"nutter_butter_ghosts\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh4.ggpht.com\/-tRrFB9_cxHE\/Tpy2J3NEJtI\/AAAAAAAAGDI\/sNU0lHmW-1c\/nutter_butter_ghosts_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?resize=628%2C419\" width=\"628\" height=\"419\" \/><\/a>  and came out looking like this:  <a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh6.ggpht.com\/-dNHYfR1pVKE\/Tpy2KffUkRI\/AAAAAAAAGDQ\/KoPVCChmx2w\/s1600-h\/298788_10150365268652722_611007721_8061864_1509864476_n%25255B3%25255D.jpg\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; border-bottom: 0px; border-left: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; display: inline; border-top: 0px; border-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px\" title=\"298788_10150365268652722_611007721_8061864_1509864476_n\" border=\"0\" alt=\"298788_10150365268652722_611007721_8061864_1509864476_n\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/lh3.ggpht.com\/-MM7HGpjqf2M\/Tpy2K1TLvDI\/AAAAAAAAGDY\/eBKdY272Opk\/298788_10150365268652722_611007721_8061864_1509864476_n_thumb%25255B1%25255D.jpg?resize=362%2C484\" width=\"362\" height=\"484\" \/><\/a>  Might be a good idea next time to use chocolate that actually MELTS.&#160; AND have enough so these little Caspers are fully robed.&#160; It\u2019s like a Nutter Butter peepshow up in here.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh yes, your friend Amanda (aka Martha, Part Deux), attempted a treat for a girl\u2019s night coming up this week.&#160; I was made to believe that these were \u201cfrightfully easy\u201d.&#160; Really?&#160; Then how come they are supposed to look like this: and came out looking like this: Might be a good idea next time to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1186,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-61","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/10\/nutter_butter_ghosts_thumb255B1255D.jpg?fit=644%2C430&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=61"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1185,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/61\/revisions\/1185"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=61"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=61"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=61"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}