{"id":646,"date":"2009-03-26T02:15:00","date_gmt":"2009-03-26T02:15:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/get-in-my-belly\/"},"modified":"2018-04-21T17:23:00","modified_gmt":"2018-04-21T17:23:00","slug":"get-in-my-belly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/2009\/03\/get-in-my-belly\/","title":{"rendered":"Get in My Belly!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_EzNMDgf7WQE\/ScrlTk4LduI\/AAAAAAAACsE\/3MP_0ZKWalM\/s1600-h\/3-25-2009%2B035.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317314434543875810\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 239px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3-25-2009-035.jpg?w=628&#038;ssl=1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div><a href=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_EzNMDgf7WQE\/ScrlTDDCjkI\/AAAAAAAACr8\/u0fRJAs5cZQ\/s1600-h\/3-25-2009%2B034.JPG\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5317314425462623810\" style=\"DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 239px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px; TEXT-ALIGN: center\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3-25-2009-034.jpg?w=628&#038;ssl=1\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<p>Something about these pictures just completely cracks me up. I don&#8217;t think she knew I was watching her. I love how she&#8217;s not &#8220;sucking in&#8221;. Wouldn&#8217;t it be horrible to see a picture like this of yourself, and not have the &#8220;but I&#8217;m only 18 months old&#8221; excuse?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Something about these pictures just completely cracks me up. I don&#8217;t think she knew I was watching her. I love how she&#8217;s not &#8220;sucking in&#8221;. Wouldn&#8217;t it be horrible to see a picture like this of yourself, and not have the &#8220;but I&#8217;m only 18 months old&#8221; excuse?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2958,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/almostjuliet.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/03\/3-25-2009-035.jpg?fit=239%2C320&ssl=1","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=646"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2960,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/646\/revisions\/2960"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2958"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/almostjuliet.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}